A viscous, shady rundown of all the ways each sign is fucked up.
No sign is safe.
You ever knocked on a brick wall and expected an answer? That's the life of a Taurus and the brick wall is their head, and you ain't gettin in that mutherfucker if you tried. And they want you to try, but only so they can feel the power shift of rejecting you BECAUSE THEY ARE PETTY AS FUCK. Their favorite hobby is guilt tripping people because emotional manipulation is their second language. Yall insecure AF and hide it behind a 'I'm tougher than all of you' persona that is, quite frankly, played out, boring and predictable - ain't nobody scared of you, boo boo. They think they have had it harder than anyone who has ever lived and life is one big who-can-withstand-the-most-suffering game. Bitch, ain't nobody playin but you and you still lose, so what the fuck are you really doing? Most of their friendships are out of obligation and convenience instead of genuine love and respect - they aren't above paying top dollar for love and friends. Get a fucking therapist. And YES, YOU NEED A FUCKING THERAPIST YOU HARDHEADED MUTHERFUCKER, STOP WAITING UNTIL THE WHEELS FALL OF TO FIX A PROBLEM. They also need to deal with the fact that they can be, and are often, wrong. About anything and everything. But you can't tell them that because they never think they're wrong. Fuck you, asshole, you're wrong, you know you're wrong, but if you wanna go ahead and walk into the brick wall I warned you about, have at it. Fucking dumb ass.